Shepard in the Collector armour makes this 50000% better.
Power Structure of Oppression
Yes. Yes. YES.
I’m just gonna leave this here, in case anyone thought their fee fees were more important than systematic oppression
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
Global use of ‘Fahrenheit’ or ‘Celsius’
We need to have a chat with the U.S I think
*sad eagle noise*
"The team bulked her up to show that she’s seen a lot of action and is ready to fight in the biggest war the galaxy has ever seen."
[1/10] Video Games x // Mass Effect | 2007 | Bioware
apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter
and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife
or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced health care, good education and costs nothing or very little, marriage equality(not all do however on the list but they at least aren’t extremely homophobic either), decent minimum wages, stable economies, low crime rates and so forth and also deadly wildlife because we protect our environment
Imagine you order pizza online, and you request that they send their cutest pizza delivery person. When the pizza arrives, you open the door to see your favorite character with your pizza, and they wink at you
How to, step-by-step, make expressions mean different things by changing just one facial feature at a time. *shrug* I’m not very good at explaining how I do expressions, I just…feel out what kinds of muscles seem to fit and tweak those. And sometimes, ever so slightly, little adjustments could mean the difference between fury and euphoria.
They better stay clear of the lettuce
IT TOOK ME LIKE 5 MINUTES TO REALISE THE LETTUCE JOKE MEANT ICEBURG LETTUCE