The Bio-Boys boy band.
Featuring some of their greatest hits,
~Hey, I’m not paying for this
~Father of the Year Award goes to, Not Suchong
~ Ah, you must be Jack Ryan’s Test Tube Baby
"My Daughter’s innocence and future actions rely on her perception of me as her father and her only parental figure, so, yeah, I’m going to eat all of these chips like the badass I am."